Jokes page 2

Jokes page 2 : Revenge of the blondes

Revenge of the blondes :

1. What`s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who`s told too many blonde jokes.

2. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

3. What`s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

4. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.

5. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

6. What`s a brunette`s mating call?
" Has the blonde left yet? "

7. Why didn`t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo`s butt was more manageable.

8. Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

9. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation

10. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

11. Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

12. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

1999, Stoemp.